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Set in a provincial Russian city during the "Wild Nineties," two low-level thugs, Sergei (Aleksei Panin) and Simon (Dmitry Dyuzhev), work for a volatile crime boss named "Mikhallych" (Nikita Mikhalkov). They are given a simple task: trade a suitcase of heroin for money. Naturally, everything goes wrong. The suitcase is stolen, a random corpse keeps popping up, and the body count rises exponentially. If you want the path of least resistance: