The Fun Convalescent Life At The Carva Househol -

Convalescents are often told to "rest their eyes." The Carvas tell you to "rest your inhibitions." The coffee table rolls over your bed, covered in glue sticks, googly eyes, and pipe cleaners. You are now in "Craft Wars." Yesterday, a recovering uncle built a lizard out of cotton balls. Last week, a post-surgery aunt created a portrait of the family cat using only dried lentils. Laughter, the Carvas insist, is a documented vasodilator.

Then ring that bell. Build that fort. Start the broth-off. the fun convalescent life at the carva househol

Get weirder soon.