Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse -
Most people see a zombie apocalypse. A Scout sees the ultimate wilderness survival campout.
Dyb, dyb, dyb. We’ll survive, we’ll do, we’ll dieb? No. We’ll thrive. Be Prepared. For the horde. For the night. For the dawn of a new day. Dyb, dyb, dyb. Dob, dob, dob. This article is dedicated to the real-life Scouts who remain ready for any disaster—zombie or otherwise. Remember your training. Trust your patrol. And never stop being prepared. scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse
When the world ends, most people will panic. They will scream, cry, and run directly into traffic or the waiting jaws of the undead. But not the Scouts. For over a century, the Scouting movement has been quietly preparing for the worst-case scenario. They just didn't know the worst case had a name: The Zombie Apocalypse. Most people see a zombie apocalypse
Welcome to the Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse . Before we discuss weapons or fortifications, we must discuss the mindset . The Zombie Apocalypse is a test of character. Modern society is fragile; it runs on "just-in-time" delivery and a reliance on the grid. When that grid fails, the unprepared become the infected. We’ll survive, we’ll do, we’ll dieb
Appendix: The Scout’s Cheer for the End of Days (To be whispered, never shouted)
"A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent."
While the average citizen was learning how to tie a square knot for a camping trip, the Scout was learning the fundamental skills of survival, teamwork, and logistics. This guide is not a work of fiction. It is a strategic adaptation of the official Scout motto——for the single most disruptive event in human history.