Funny Pee Stories -

Lily, after 30 seconds: "I peed."

The mom whispered (loudly), "She has to go potty, honey."

Tom’s coworker texted him: "Nice water feature. Is that a new microphone?"

Twenty miles in, every ripple in the asphalt felt like a personal attack. Her husband, trying to be helpful, began listing nearby exits. "There's a dirt road? No, that's a cow path." Then came the words no driver wants to hear: "Just close your eyes and think about the desert."