Below is the article. Introduction: The Ghost in the Garage Machine In the quiet, data-driven world of automotive damage assessment, few things are sacred. For decades, Eurotax (now part of the Audatex/Solera group) has been the silent authority—the Swiss arbiter of crashed bumpers, dented fenders, and scratched alloy wheels. Their repair estimates are the gospel of the bodyshop: cold, precise, and profoundly boring.

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