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(Sighs) Get me a hot dog. And an umbrella. beach party mummy transcript
Now go forth—and try not to look like a beach party mummy at your next family barbecue. Did we miss a version of the transcript? Do you have a recording of the 1964 radio drama that used this line? Contact our archive. If you’ve landed on this page, you are
(Whispering to Chloe) Dude. Your mom looks like a mummy. If you’ve landed on this page
Oof! What the—?
You look like a mummy, dude. A beach party mummy.